People around me have been urging me to get a driving license. My answer to them is always "why take it when I don't need it?"
I really don't understand the need for a driving license at what, 19 years of age? I don't need to drive, Singapore is so small that I can get from the East to the West in 30 minutes.
So instead of me repeating my reasons why I'm still not driving, I've listed out some of them:
1) Driving is uneconomical.
Driving may be free but petrol, road tax, COE, insurance, driving license, parking and not to mention monthly car installments don't come cheap. Especially with the rising petrol fuel, I'd rather pay lesser to take a cab and be chauffeured. In the short and long run, taking taxi is cheaper than driving.
2) You'll get taken advantage of by uncaring, selfish people.
I know of people who date men who drives because they're convenient, and also people who go "oh you have a car, can I longbang?" Like seriously, God didn't give you limbs for nothing. Unless there are really compelling reasons (or it is on the way) why he should let you board his/her car, don't so 不要脸 to ask the driver to chauffeur you. After all, you weren't the one paying for their license.
3) I'd rather spend my time and youth on something more exotic and interesting, like handling a powered pleasure craft or open water diving.
Like hello, take advantage of your youth and not wait till you're old, weak and debilitated to go diving. Plus how often do you get to do activities like diving? Driving lessons can be taken at any time of the year, but not diving/sailing.
Admit it, I bet you want a driving license just because you will look cooler.
So to the next person that comes asking "why don't you get a driving license," I'm just going to either ignore him/her, or reward her with a neat little verbal lashing. If you're guilty, then boo go away you whore and shame on you.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
9 deadly words used by a woman
1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes
If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch that soccer match before helping around the house.
3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually ends with 'fine'.
4. Go ahead
This is a dare, not a permission! Don't. Do. It.
5. Loud sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That's okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.
7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say "you're welcomed". (This is true unless she says "thanks a lot" - this is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do NOT "you're welcomed", it will only bring on "whatever".)
8. Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F!#%@ You.
9. Don't worry about it, I've got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking "what's wrong?". For the woman's response, refer to #3.
Men, you've been warned.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes
If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch that soccer match before helping around the house.
3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually ends with 'fine'.
4. Go ahead
This is a dare, not a permission! Don't. Do. It.
5. Loud sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That's okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.
7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say "you're welcomed". (This is true unless she says "thanks a lot" - this is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do NOT "you're welcomed", it will only bring on "whatever".)
8. Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F!#%@ You.
9. Don't worry about it, I've got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking "what's wrong?". For the woman's response, refer to #3.
Men, you've been warned.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Been wondering why I haven't been posting over here at Blogger?
Primarily is because I have another private blog. It's way too noisy over here at Blogger.
You can stop guessing what is my web adress because you'll never be able to guess it.
But fret not, I'll be alternating between both. So, stay tuned.
But I cannot promise you that I'll be posting frequently here.
Primarily is because I have another private blog. It's way too noisy over here at Blogger.
You can stop guessing what is my web adress because you'll never be able to guess it.
But fret not, I'll be alternating between both. So, stay tuned.
But I cannot promise you that I'll be posting frequently here.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
I groped this hilarious piece of information from AO's blog!
01. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
02. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are..
03. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
04. Men are like Handbags. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
05. Men are like Chocolate Bars.. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
06. Men are like Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
07. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
08. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
09. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Men...
But I'll still love mine. (:
01. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
02. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are..
03. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
04. Men are like Handbags. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
05. Men are like Chocolate Bars.. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
06. Men are like Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
07. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
08. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
09. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Men...
But I'll still love mine. (:
Here's a quick one before I go off to load my songs into Jeanne's thumbdrive.
Life's a box of box of chocolates. You'll never know what you'll get.
And sure enough, I got a pretty huge pile of crap from my neighbour and his puerile girlfriend. Like seriously, how childish can she get? She ought to grow up and stop being such a pain in the ass, or rather my ass.
Sometimes, an understanding girlfriend is much preferred. You'll reap understanding by putting in comprise. That's the equation of love (or at least what I think it is).
I seriously cannot believe at the petty and trivial things they argue over and about. Like seriously. I mean, I can understand that she suck badly in her command of he English language. But I was seriously taken aback by her response. She's just being a grudging petty woman. If she has so much time to spare, why not go read some books to brush up on her language skills instead of being so skeptical and reading too much into every single thing.
Either way, my advice Clement, is that you sit down and have a heart to heart talk with her.
Life's a box of box of chocolates. You'll never know what you'll get.
And sure enough, I got a pretty huge pile of crap from my neighbour and his puerile girlfriend. Like seriously, how childish can she get? She ought to grow up and stop being such a pain in the ass, or rather my ass.
Sometimes, an understanding girlfriend is much preferred. You'll reap understanding by putting in comprise. That's the equation of love (or at least what I think it is).
I seriously cannot believe at the petty and trivial things they argue over and about. Like seriously. I mean, I can understand that she suck badly in her command of he English language. But I was seriously taken aback by her response. She's just being a grudging petty woman. If she has so much time to spare, why not go read some books to brush up on her language skills instead of being so skeptical and reading too much into every single thing.
Either way, my advice Clement, is that you sit down and have a heart to heart talk with her.
Ah, whatever. I'm in no position to do anything anyway. So stop poking your nose in the couple's business Carlene Yeo!
And last but not least, I love my boyf. (:
Because I don't say things I don't mean. Okay fine, except that I don't mean half the stuff I blurt when I'm angry at you.
And last but not least, I love my boyf. (:
Because I don't say things I don't mean. Okay fine, except that I don't mean half the stuff I blurt when I'm angry at you.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Warning: profanity heavy content
Recently, there's this video circulating around on Facebook and the web. The China (_|_) lady in the video was captured on tape, repeated stepping on a poor defenseless kitten with her high heels till the kitten was tortured to death. The kitten was mutilated and died of a really gruesome death (I even saw it's eyeball la!). The China (_|_) lady didn't let the kitten off even though it was dead. She was even stepping on the kitten's eyeball (she gorged it out with her fucking high heels).
The China (_|_) lady justified her cannibalistic actions by saying that she was depressed due to a failed marriage. She and the video producer had apologised, but they were never punished accordingly because there was no law in China against animal cruelty.
Haven't they heard of this saying what comes round goes round?
Stupid Cheena.
_|_ _|_
I hope you get run over by trucks over and over again.
She should be flogged, skinned alive and have salt and honey poured on her bloody raw wound, so that it attracts ants and bugs and her eyeballs gorged out and stepped on. Maybe have her body mutilated too, like how she did it to the poor kitten. I would like to take a rolling pin and force it into her eye sockets.
I strongly believe in Karma. She'll probably reincarnate into a kitten her next life and get tortured the same way how she did it to the poor kitten.
Bless the kitten soul in heaven.
And my anger is still not appeased.
Go take a look at the Facebook group.
The China (_|_) lady justified her cannibalistic actions by saying that she was depressed due to a failed marriage. She and the video producer had apologised, but they were never punished accordingly because there was no law in China against animal cruelty.
Haven't they heard of this saying what comes round goes round?
Stupid Cheena.
_|_ _|_
I hope you get run over by trucks over and over again.
She should be flogged, skinned alive and have salt and honey poured on her bloody raw wound, so that it attracts ants and bugs and her eyeballs gorged out and stepped on. Maybe have her body mutilated too, like how she did it to the poor kitten. I would like to take a rolling pin and force it into her eye sockets.
I strongly believe in Karma. She'll probably reincarnate into a kitten her next life and get tortured the same way how she did it to the poor kitten.
Bless the kitten soul in heaven.
And my anger is still not appeased.
Go take a look at the Facebook group.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
I have this sudden urge to take back the words I've said, go back to the past and make decisions all over again. I promise I won't screw things up this time round, cause I'll definitely choose Poly life, even if it means to give up all I have now.
I remember telling YY that I want to go back down to J1. I was thinking of either that or withdraw to go poly. I don't like the current rut I'm trapped in now. It makes me feel as if I'm suffocating. But XJ did make one very important point: suffer one more year, and get a year of freedom in exchange.
I've already made it so far. I don't want to disappoint anyone, especially my father. I could still remember that look he had on his face when I told him I appealed out of JC last year.
Although I would hate to give you up, but if I had to, I would do it. Cause life's a bitch and you can never have a win-win situation. There's always one party that loses out. I'll never forsake my freedom for anything in this world, even if it means you.
I remember telling YY that I want to go back down to J1. I was thinking of either that or withdraw to go poly. I don't like the current rut I'm trapped in now. It makes me feel as if I'm suffocating. But XJ did make one very important point: suffer one more year, and get a year of freedom in exchange.
I've already made it so far. I don't want to disappoint anyone, especially my father. I could still remember that look he had on his face when I told him I appealed out of JC last year.
Although I would hate to give you up, but if I had to, I would do it. Cause life's a bitch and you can never have a win-win situation. There's always one party that loses out. I'll never forsake my freedom for anything in this world, even if it means you.
Cause I was never a bird in the big lonely cage.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
I realized that my tolerance level for indecisive people had significantly decreased. I mean, I was never patient with indecisive people in the first place. If they can't make up their mind, then fcuking toss a coin to decide.
Wait, I was never a patient woman in the first place.
And please get all whinny, crying, noisy babies/toddles out of my way, unless you want me to reward them with '5 bucks' each on their cheeks. I mean, if they're quiet and docile, I don't mind having them around, but if they wail, please no.
Wait, I was never a patient woman in the first place.
And please get all whinny, crying, noisy babies/toddles out of my way, unless you want me to reward them with '5 bucks' each on their cheeks. I mean, if they're quiet and docile, I don't mind having them around, but if they wail, please no.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
in response to the tags
Dear Jeanne and Yanyi! I'm not gonna privatize my blog cause it'll be very difficult for you guys to read! (:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe I should try that. LOL! Steer clear of Carlene Yeo when she's in a bad mood! And if you happen to be around when she's taking a deep breath, you know your fate is pretty much sealed!
XD
They say
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe I should try that. LOL! Steer clear of Carlene Yeo when she's in a bad mood! And if you happen to be around when she's taking a deep breath, you know your fate is pretty much sealed!
XD
They say
Hell hath no fury like a woman scornedTrue or not, it's for you to find out! (:
more than words
I remember I promised my blog that I'll dedicate one entire post to my beloved boyf. Aloysius. So after like months of procrastination, here it is. It's gonna be a picture-laden one cause as the saying goes...
A picture paints a thousand wordsI have like 15 pictures here, so it should approximately be equals to a 15000 word essay.
So, here it is. My first dedicated post to him in the year 2010. You'll have to read the remaining post with the music though cause I think the music's like exactly the audio replica of what you're gonna read. (:
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Sunday, January 10, 2010
My loveS of my life
Had an awesome day out with Mrs Shirley and Uncle John yesterday. We went for church service in Woodlands. I'm thinking of going for next week's, provided I don't have alot of homework! (:
Left to meet Aloysius darling (haha) and we had lunch together (with my dad around too ^^). So daddy drove us to his office and we stayed around.
I was meddling with my dad's new Lenovo ideapad yesterday when I took this shot. It's his wallpaper btw.
His Lenovo damn cool la! I should have taken a picture of it. I accidentally pressed a button and the lappie told me to press the "Lenovo button". I was frantically searching for it like acomputer idiot (no one likes to be called an idiot) technology dummy.
=.=
Since I was fiddling with his lappie, I might as well camwhore with his -insert number- megapixel webcam. Surprisingly, it takes really good pictures.
Hahaha! I look damn spastic in this picture =.= I set it as my dad's wallpaper so that he'll like see me everyday, in the morning, during work, and even after work! XD
So... here I am, proudly presenting you the two men who made the MOST impact in my life. They are also the two men whom I love the most. Actually, only the first one la! Hahahahaha!
My beloved Father. I usually call him daddy. I mean, it sounds more endearing lor! He's like the best man in the whole entire universe!
And... tada! My darling boyfriend! (: Maybe I might end up marrying him some day, maybe I won't. Only time will tell. But I'm sure gonna miss him so much because I won't be seeing him everyday anymore :/
Urgh, look at my eye bags. I seriously need to sleep it off. But with those piles of homework the teachers are giving, it seems that it'll never happen. Eek, either I sleep it off, or I'll learn to love my eyebags. It seems the latter is easier to achieve.
I need go finish those stack of homework. Okay bai tyvm
Left to meet Aloysius darling (haha) and we had lunch together (with my dad around too ^^). So daddy drove us to his office and we stayed around.
I was meddling with my dad's new Lenovo ideapad yesterday when I took this shot. It's his wallpaper btw.
His Lenovo damn cool la! I should have taken a picture of it. I accidentally pressed a button and the lappie told me to press the "Lenovo button". I was frantically searching for it like a
=.=
Since I was fiddling with his lappie, I might as well camwhore with his -insert number- megapixel webcam. Surprisingly, it takes really good pictures.
Hahaha! I look damn spastic in this picture =.= I set it as my dad's wallpaper so that he'll like see me everyday, in the morning, during work, and even after work! XD
So... here I am, proudly presenting you the two men who made the MOST impact in my life. They are also the two men whom I love the most. Actually, only the first one la! Hahahahaha!
My beloved Father. I usually call him daddy. I mean, it sounds more endearing lor! He's like the best man in the whole entire universe!
And... tada! My darling boyfriend! (: Maybe I might end up marrying him some day, maybe I won't. Only time will tell. But I'm sure gonna miss him so much because I won't be seeing him everyday anymore :/
Urgh, look at my eye bags. I seriously need to sleep it off. But with those piles of homework the teachers are giving, it seems that it'll never happen. Eek, either I sleep it off, or I'll learn to love my eyebags. It seems the latter is easier to achieve.
I need go finish those stack of homework. Okay bai tyvm
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