9 deadly words used by a woman

1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five minutes
If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch that soccer match before helping around the house.

3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually ends with 'fine'.

4. Go ahead
This is a dare, not a permission! Don't. Do. It.

5. Loud sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6. That's okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.

7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say "you're welcomed". (This is true unless she says "thanks a lot" - this is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do NOT "you're welcomed", it will only bring on "whatever".)

8. Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F!#%@ You.

9. Don't worry about it, I've got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking "what's wrong?". For the woman's response, refer to #3.

Men, you've been warned.